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On Tuesday, we talked about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s impending divorce. Tori and Dean had been threatening to end their marriage for what feels like 17 of their 18 years, but last week, probably to the relief of their five children, Liam, 17, Stella, 15, Hattie, 12, Finn, 11, and Beau, seven, they finally did it. Because a girl has no shame, Tori’s been serving iced tea about their breakup through her podcast, misSPELLING. She talked about their last big fight, throwing ketchup a loaded baked potato in a rage, and how they hadn’t slept in the same bed for three years before their divorce. Well, Tori wasn’t done there, no ma’am. While responding to people telling her to just be happy alone, Tori decided to share that alone time isn’t her thang. Like, ever. She even needs someone else to watch her use the bathroom. This is a case of “Celebrities are NOT just like us” because pooping in peace is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I did not have Tori Spelling’s weird bathroom habits on my bingo card today, but here we are.
Tori Spelling admitted to “Misspelling” podcast listeners Monday that she hasn’t “pooped [or] peed alone in [the] 18 years” she was married to Dean McDermott.
The “Beverly Hills, 90210” alum explained that she always did her business in front of her husband – but now goes to the bathroom in front of her kids since splitting from the actor.
“First it was Dean, then it was kids,” Spelling, 50, said of her five children — Liam, 17, Stella, 15, Hattie, 12, Finn, 11, and Beau, 7.
“Beau still stands there and stares and talks to me, like, while I’m pooping,” she said. “I think I function better with people.
“Is that codependent?” Spelling asked. “Yes. Cool.”
The confession came after the actress recalled people telling her she should “be happy … alone.”
Oh. My. God. What the actual…? I’m just flabbergasted, her poor son. Imagine needing your seven-year-old child to step up and take his father’s place as the person who talks to you while you poop. Talk about your marriage being in the sh–tter. I know Dean also put Tori through a lot of, um, crap, but man, he really did stick around, hoping that the big payout was gonna come at some point, didn’t he? Making your partner or child watch you take a dump just so you don’t have to be alone is not being codependent. It violates so many boundaries. Children have and deserve boundaries! If you “function better” with people, then you need to take some probiotics and go to therapy to work through that, my goodness. I am sure that Tori is not done oversharing, either, because that broke broad needs to make sure she gets attention at all costs. She sounds exhausting to live with. I really, really hope Grandma Candy is opening her pocket books to help pay for her children’s future therapy bills.
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